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Consider the postage stamp my son: its existence consists of its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there. - WILLIAM "FERGIE" FERGUSON

WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE MAIL TO GET?

JACK MUDURIAN: Love and kisses from Fran Polecki - she works here. Her husband carries a rifle she says. He's a guard in a women's prison.

LEO GERMINO: I don't get much mail. I can't answer that question Dave, I was concentratin' on something else.

HERBIE CALDWELL: Cigars or something like that.

WALTER KIERAN: Money. You can't live without it - of course you can't - how
can you?

FRANK KANSLASKY: I ain't sayin'. Ask them.
DBG: I already did.
FRANK: Ask 'em again.
DBG: What for?
FRANK: They might change their mind.
DBG: To what?
FRANK: Ask 'em, you'll find out.
DBG: After I ask them again, then will you answer?
FRANK: No.
DBG: Then why should I ask them again?
FRANK: I'm deaf now.

HOW DOES THE U.S. POSTAL DEPARTMENT WORK?

ABE SURGECOFF: Well, they have somebody inside. Each one has a box, boxes and they get it at the table and pick up all the letters and put 'em in the slots. And then they have a roll call and they have have an hour to eat. And they go out with the mail in the morning and the afternoon. After that they have to check up on the slips, United States' slips. Now well, let's see. Another thing - oh yeah, they're checked over by the United States Police Force. Oh, also, they punch in at 4:30, 5 o'clock.

(from Duplex Planet issue 62)

ED ROGERS: A check, or a birthday card. The thing I remember most about my birthday was when I was at home with my mother.