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WILLIAM "FERGIE"
FERGUSON: I went to Wentworth Institute. Its a mechanical
school, its a trade school. I studied everything - mathematics,
English,
history. You get all your requirements in those schools
- I didn't have to
go to college. I'm not worth a hundred million for nothing.
A very good
school, Wentworth institute. I feel I am fairly well educated.
If I wasn't
educate, I wouldn't have a hundred million. I expect to
have a couple boys
and a couple girls. They went to the same schools I went
to. They're
employed. I don't know what the girls do - but they're
high school
graduates. Girl's Normal School. And you know the Normal
School it's one of
the best schools in the country.
JOHN FAY:
I went to St. Mary's in Charlestown. There was a nun,
Sister,
Geronimo - Geronimo, just like the Indian - and she
always picked on me.
Then my mother got me out of there, God bless her soul.
Then I went to
Charlestown High.
(from Duplex
Planet issue # 136)
DO YOU KNOW
THE STORY OF SIR ISSAC NEWTON?
BILL NIEMI:
Well, he was in some history book, wasn't he? Tryin'
to
discover electricity from lightening.
DBG: That's Ben Franklin.
BILL: He had something to do with that too. Didn't he
have something to do
with finding electricity?
DBG: No finding gravity.
BILL: Gravity.
DBG: You remember the story of it?
BILL: No, not really.
DBG: Wasn't he sitting under the apple tree?
BILL: Oh the apple fell off the tree and hits him on
the head.
DBG: Yeah. You remember that story?
BILL: Well, I guess that's in some book.
(from Duplex
Planet issue #114)
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